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To the lady of The Wangsheng Funeral Parlor,

Admit defeat, our last encounter in the battle of words I do believe I was the winner. Although I suppose you were the champion when it came to vanishing ale. However, there was a hefty fine for you to pay for that victory. Hu Tao, let's never drink like that again. That brew was far stronger than anything I've partaken of before, and it's the same for you. We need to pace ourselves. Not that I am suggesting we go about drinking again.

Also, I cannot seem to find my white shorts. The ones composed of that textile produced using a twill weave. You wouldn't happen to know where they might be would you? I already checked under the bed and the sofa.

One more thing, before I forget. Are you planning to attend the festivities the alliance is hosting? You know the one with the artificial beach. There is someone wishing for my company, so I suppose that has swayed my decision.

Your friend,
Xingqiu

[Well then...!]

To the young gentlemen of the Feiyun Commerce Guild,

I suppose I can't deny your way with words were much better than mine. I will admit defeat for now but I do expect a rematch at another time. Perhaps we can invite Chongyun and he shall be the one to decide the winner? I also agree, we should probably never drink again. At least, until we build up our alcohol tolerance.

As for the shorts, did you leave it by the kitchen? I think that is where I last saw it.

But I do plan on it! But tell me, who are you going with?

Sincerly,
Hu Tao

To my friend: the dark alley sonneteer,

Goodness, it's not been long since your last defeat and already you seek to wield your words in battle. Then let's engage in combat once more, and yes, dear Chongyun may join us. It would be best to have an impartial judge settle on a winner. I do believe the sole reason for my last victory was your inebriated state.

And did I? What an odd place to store clothing but you know what, I'll check the kitchen as soon as I am home.

As for who I am heading to that beach with that would be no one. I plan to meet my friend over there, he was very persistent in attempting to convince me to attend that gathering so I felt it would only be proper to comply. We'll be building a sandcastle together. His name is Yuuji, he is from the department, so I am not sure if you've exchanged words with him.

Xingqiu

To my dearest story writer,

You wound me. You make it seem that I can't do well when alcohol is involved. No matter, it just means that I need to practice more on my skills. Perhaps I should continue it with others first before I battle you once more. Last I heard, there were many interested people who wanted to write poetry.

But you should continue to look in the kitchen. There are various other clothes in the drawers as well.

I have not heard of Yuuji before but is it all that you're doing? Are you sure you're just building sandcastles with him?

Hu Tao.

Walnut,

My words are not so much to imply an indication of your tolerance for ale, but rather I would not like to believe that it had no factor in my victory. That is why the next time we engage in verse weaving I hope there aren't any outside forces influencing our abilities. I believe I may have heard of it through the network but I guess I wasn't sure if I wanted to exchange words immediately with them about my interests in such a public space.

Why are there clothes in the kitchen drawers? I know I am not particularly tidy but I wouldn't go as far as to attempt to stow away garments in the kitchen of all places.

And what else would I be doing with Yuuji at the beach? He offered to make sandcastles and I agreed to join him, it's not something I've done before so I was a little interested.

Xingqiu

Autumn,

Rest assured, I do believe that there will not be any outside influences the next time around. We are fully prepared for this upcoming battle and we are going to do our upmost best! Or at least, I know I intend to try my hardest. But why not? Why shouldn't we spread the interest of poetry?

I'm not sure but if you do need the clothes now, they are there.

Is that so? Then I do hope the both of you have a lot of fun together. Please do tell me how it goes for I wish to know the details.

Hu Tao

Hu Tao,

With your unique style at the ready, I am certain you will present an almost insurmountable challenge. Almost, because like the many peaks that dot our land, I will rise to the top no matter the difficulties. Besides, it will be fun. As for joining you, I think, well. I like our little get-togethers more. Would you believe I'm shy? Hehe...

I'll attribute their location to some of the oddities occurring of late. Chongyun must be having a field day.

Details? Very well, I'll be sure to remain observant while we construct the sandcastle so I can pass on any tips or advice Yuuji is willing to impart to me. Anyway, if we are to attend this engagement, I do believe we require proper attire. Shall we meet later to make the appropriate purchases?

Xingqiu

Xingqiu,

You praise me too much! Just like your vision, your way with words is just like water. The waves may come and go but it will always create a ripple and influence the verses. Although, I suppose I should have expected a young storyteller to be private. Should I accompany you to these events?

Speaking of which, is he planning on attending as well?

I'm afraid you don't understand what I meant but very well! Let us meet for we shall obtain the cutest swimsuits we can find!

Hu Tao

Hu Tao,

If anything I believe I do not praise you enough, you are unique in charm as well as eloquence. In your company, no one could ever be bored. Time has given me a chance to consider what I wish. If I am not allowed to choose how I celebrate the day of my birth then I shall choose to settle my death. Then to you my dear lady, I will give free rein to plan my funerary rites. As for those events, I'll only attend as your guest, nothing more.

In all honesty, I am not completely sure what he is planning given his condition.

Goodness. No. You're wrong. I actually understood well what you meant but there are things between two people that are best kept private. Don't read too much into this, it's only a friendly exchange between two people seeking enjoyment. I'll be waiting for you.

Xingqiu

Xingqiu,

Again, you praise me too much. You make it seem like I always have idle time on my hands and know how to keep things lively. I cannot blame you as there is only so much, I could do when my occupation makes things always seem so dreadful. Although, I am pleased to hear that you trust me enough to plan your funeral.

Condition? Is everything okay?

Is that so? Regardless, I still want to know how your exchange went as I wish to meet up with your friends. I like to think that any friend of yours is always a friend of mine. But I shall wait for you.

Hu Tao

Hu Tao,

Let me make it known there was never any intent to imply you have ample leisure time. What I meant was that I am aware you are capable of keeping things lively in spite of being a diligent and industrious businesswoman. It's not through any assumption I've made my choice. You are a friend who takes time to understand me, who shares the same passion for poetry as I do, and you don't pretend to be blind to my wishes.

It's the usual.

Got it, got it. Well, perhaps I can share some details. Not many. I'm kidding, he's an interesting person. Lively if anything. Actually, if you can you should definitely have a chat with him. But for now, I'm waiting outside the apartment complex for you.

Xingqiu

Xinqiu,

I must admit, that is quite the compliment. Despite the praise you have given me, it is difficult to accept. If I am being honest, it is only a handful of times where people have given me words of encouragement. All I hear is nothing but how I am bothering them when all I simply want is to help them with the afterlife.

Regardless, I will be waiting for you outside. Hopefully we will be able to find something!

Hu Tao.

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